Sun Demotivational Poster
SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat
DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!
LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.
unsinkable 2 -
SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
THOSE WHO SAY... -
WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.
TSUNAMI GODZILLA -
DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
THE CREATOR -
MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!
A NEW DAY -
SUNSETS - Of course, they're pretty. That's to distract you from the fact that another day of your life is GONE FOREVER.
JAPAN 11-03-2011 -
GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.
ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.
BATMAN SUCKS -
IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz
Sunday School -
SOME THINGS -
KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.
* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.
GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...
PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan
I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass
MR M -
~ SUNSCREEN ~ - There you have it, all the wisdom you'll ever need.
YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL - THE SUN IS THE SAME IN A RELATIVE WAY BUT YOU'RE OLDER. -PINK FLOYD
GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?
I JUST FEEL SILLY -
E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?
MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.
TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.
THIS WORLD - Is my resting place that cradles me with every quake and wave
WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
TSUNAMI - Stole my bike
THIS IS BACON - He doesn't wear sunscreen Because he's BACON
LIFE IS ONE -
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BREATH -
ART OF WAR QUOTES -
CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL RERUN -
GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Soul Food -
ONE DAY - The Sun will explode Destroying this planet and any proof that you ever existed
OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -
THANKS FOR THE BIKE -
EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.
SMILE - All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. ~Chris Hart
SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics
THE SUN - It will burn out!
BEING SUPPORTIVE -
HEAR IT? -
JOURNALISM - Fake it till you make it. And then keep faking...
I WANNA SING-A -
NO NO NO -
ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.
CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...
TSUNAMI-KILLER WAVES DUDE - Catch a wave and you're surfin' on top of the world. Dude.
here comes the sun -
THE FUTURE -
FLORIDA - My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
THE END IS NEAR -
DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.
SECRET OPERATIONS -
EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? -
TRANSYLVANIAN ROULETTE -
NO MORE TSUNAMIS - will occur for now because Chuck Norris stopped washing his clothes in the ocean
GUITARS! - They are a tad heavy these days!
HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it
VIEW FROM HELL - The sun also rises on the wicked.
Ain't That Cute? -
IF YOU'RE LUCKY - ...
BEST PART OF THE DAY -
SUNGLASSES - THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE RIDING A SHARK MORE COOL
PAINFUL MEMORIES -
DIAPER TSUNAMI - About to wipe that silly smile of one babysitter's face.
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